Jack Frost

My favourite movie to watch before X mas, right next to Silent Night Deadly Night, Two Front Teeth and Santa Slays with Goldberg. Jack Frost is no nice guy, not to be mistaken with the Michael Keaton movie. A murder is on his way to death row when he has an accident in the snow with experimental chemicals during him into a killer snowman. Amazing puns, action and fun comes into play as he attacks a sleep town with a do good sherrif ready to stop him. Wicked puppet effects, great jokes and a fun troma style bizarreness mixed with great 80s style wit and pacing like Critters and so many more come to mind. I loved it. You will never forget Jacks attack on Shannon Elizabeth in the shower, which will make you ask... where did his carrot nose go??



You only need 1 beer to enjoy this cause it's so much fun, but I say have more anyways.
You need alot more beer to enjoy the sequel cause even with the same cast it sucks soooo bad.

DEVILS DYNAMITE

Fuck you there is a sequel to Robovampire the worst movie ever??? My friend Peter once said watching Robovampire made him lose hope in man kind. Robovampire was a robocop rip off with Vampires made out of three unfinished movies edited together with the worst special effects ever. Now The Devils Dynamite is here, the vampires are back hopping the way asian Vampire hop, this time they have sunk there teeth into Ninjas. The soilder from the first movie that became the RobotVampire Hunter is long gone but now a secret asian has been given a magical power to transform into a cyborg Vampire fighter by choice and change back by choice. Yeah I guess the Robocop hype was gone so now he is a super hero but still walks and looks like robocop in tin foil.


There is classic hong kong style table jumping stunts and the amazing clown face hoping vampires we have come to love. Also again made out of multiple movies that were never finished edited together to make one flick, the second flick was some kind of a yakuza movie added in as a secondary side story. Better polished then Robovampire but still a bad movie yet sadly not soooo bad that it's amazing. But if you want goofy goofy 70s style kung fu with a little sci fi added in, well then you want some weird ass shit, but I have it for you here.

You need 4 beers to enjoy this

Girl Rebel Force of Competetive Swimmers

Seeing this in a china town boot leggers shelf was quit a bit of confusion. Many fans of the genre dislike this movie cause they expect it to have the quality and originality of Machine Girl or Tokyo Gore Police. But this is more like a Misty Mundae faux porn, it the movie where I realised that Japanese girls squeak alot during sex. I enjoy this, maybe for the squeaking. The zombie blood lust is hilarious and tastefully sparce but the evil mad scientist flute rapist side story is just, i dunno maybe shall we say, weird.



You say "Flute Rapist" I answer shut up and watch it I dare you. It's a girl who just wants to be a regular school girl like Sailor Moon but knows her destiny is to slay Zombies. She has to deal with teachers who have change into zombies, oh and to be a lesbian. Exploitive and mindless and worth a wank.


You need 5 beers to enjoy this fully