Fuck you there is a sequel to Robovampire the worst movie ever??? My friend Peter once said watching Robovampire made him lose hope in man kind. Robovampire was a robocop rip off with Vampires made out of three unfinished movies edited together with the worst special effects ever. Now The Devils Dynamite is here, the vampires are back hopping the way asian Vampire hop, this time they have sunk there teeth into Ninjas. The soilder from the first movie that became the RobotVampire Hunter is long gone but now a secret asian has been given a magical power to transform into a cyborg Vampire fighter by choice and change back by choice. Yeah I guess the Robocop hype was gone so now he is a super hero but still walks and looks like robocop in tin foil.
There is classic hong kong style table jumping stunts and the amazing clown face hoping vampires we have come to love. Also again made out of multiple movies that were never finished edited together to make one flick, the second flick was some kind of a yakuza movie added in as a secondary side story. Better polished then Robovampire but still a bad movie yet sadly not soooo bad that it's amazing. But if you want goofy goofy 70s style kung fu with a little sci fi added in, well then you want some weird ass shit, but I have it for you here.
You need 4 beers to enjoy this
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