Saturday, April 3, 2010

The Impossible Kid

WENG WENG HE'S OUR HERO. HE's GONNA DOWN TALL DUDES TO ZERO!!!
Weng Weng the midget (very small) james bond from the cult classic For Your Height Only is back. Impossible Kid is one of the amazing sequels of Weng Weng Agent 00 the 3 foot tall interpol agent and martial arts master. In this flick he is protecting the Phillipino financial council from a terrorist that's been knocking them off one by one. This terrorist group run by a dude in a white hood with a corba on it making every think Cobra Commander is a member of the KKK. What makes this movie stand out is that it's done even more straight then his previous flicks and packs an action wallop with kung fu fight scenes and vehicle stunts. If you replaced Weng Weng with Jackie Chan this film would totally be the missing 80s movie from the Police Story franchise.

Weng Weng takes no shit when he is attacked at his own dojo in a scene filled with more midget round house kicks then you can count. Chuck Norris would be proud of the little bugger. Weng Weng is amazing even if he is a little bit of a hypocrite. A scene where Weng Weng macks one of the many women that fall in love with him, he says he never drinks alcohol. This scene first impressed me cause it's like the 5th woman in the movie to flirt with him, but then I remember poor little Weng Weng died of alcohol poisoning in real life in the late 80s. Oh well he was amazing while he lasted. Even if it was a short stay.

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